"Tell em, Naegi" (Seth, 22, he/him)

ex:

imsopopfly:

prokopetz:

My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they’d just be Starfire from Teen Titans’ actual, legit word for that thing.

I just realized “you kick her body like the football?” Would 100% be how she’d say that

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yes yes yes. consider also:

  • “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”
  • all of spiders georg
  • tuesday again? no problem…
  • do you love the color of the sky?!

jay-wasstuff:

LA’s environmentalist lawyers pulling up to Universal:

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gayforcarstairsgirls:

destiel are on strike i get my news from sword grandma now

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bowserwife:

“cgi animators should strike next” “film crews should strike next” I think everybody in the world should all agree to stop working at the same time.

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

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froginakettle:

killiel:

crtter:

crtter:

crtter:

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

As a part of the Chess Fandom™️ and also from a colonized country, this was the first image I saw the day the Queen died on my whatsapp chess club group:

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So yeah, that’s how the news broke to me.

an incredible update to this post

psychoactivism:

blood is the prettiest accessory a boy can wear

neotrances:

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it’s so annoying seeing comments like this under videos of gay men talking or just walking around bc it’s like. do u think he doesnt know he sounds gay? do u think he doesnt know his mannerism’s make him appear feminine ? “his guns pink” “ur girly pop” “somebody’s fruity” like it’s not even jokes anymore it’s just homophobia he isnt stupid he knows that others will know hes gay that isn’t the point of his video omfg